Dave: Sometimes a frilly dress can be a good thing- like when your sister is throwing a tea party, with cookies, and you can’t have any unless you’re properly attired. In cases like that, it’s normal for boys to wear dresses and adopt the name ‘Pinecone.’ No issues here.

Liz: There’s just something about that volleyball that screams ‘Wilson’ from Tom Hank’s Cast Away. I love the isolated sentence ‘it has no face’.