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bacon bacon

I hear the bacon's really good.

The Waiter comes back.

Waiter: So, ladies. Can I take your order?

Aria: I think I’ll get the Bacon Bacon! You can never have enough bacon.

Abbey: Bacon Nachos for me.

Maurine whimpers a little.

Maurine: ...Bacon Sandwich, please.

Mommy: ...The Bacon Soup looks okay, I guess.

Mom:Er, Bacon Pancakes.

Waiter: I’ll be right back with your food.

This huge lizard-looking girl with a lot of arms rushes over to us and almost bumps into the waiter, then turns to my moms.

Lizard Girl: Are you two, by any chance, Cookie-Witch Belinda and Drill-Hands Lina, Double Battle Champions?

Oh no, not another one! On my birthday, too.

Mommy: ...Yes. That’s us.

Mom gives Mommy a little nudge with her elbow and whispers something.

Lizard Girl: You have to give me tactical advice, I need to know how you guys keep winning. I also have to get your autographs.

UUUUuuuugh she’s making me so mad.

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