Pussycat wasn't a kitten
And not as dumb as they thought
She had a good head on her shoulders
And beauty that couldn't be bought
The royalty made her an offer
If she'd keep trouble at bay
They'd give her the money and diamonds
Be queen for a day

Patreon reward doodle from the wonderful nut-case

Lookit, a cute kitty in a box <3 <3 <3 ^v^