Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.


I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

Gift sketch from the wonderful kudzuthegreen
Original at Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/submission/409839
Original at Deviantart: http://kudzuthegreen.deviantart.com/art/Punk-Krad-429580357

Kudzu was sketching one of their own characters in a sort of punkish getup and made the joke that it was his alterego and that his name was the same as his normal name spelt backwards. I happened to mention it would be amusing if Dark's alterego Krad was a punk with tatty clothing and piercings and they decided to sketch this.

So there you have it, my punk alterego Krad. (I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley, would you?)