Long before I had you in my dreams
You came and captured my imagination
Though some things are never what they seem
I never have to worry 'cause I know you are

Better than the Venus de Milo in a G-string
Better than a promise of a good one-night fling
Better than a big book of Bettie Page pictures
Even if it came with a year's subscription
Better than a ticket to a Holyfield ringside
Better than a daughter of a sultan for a bride
Better than a cherry on a whipped-cream sundae
Better than a week that'll never have a Monday

Chibi food nom commission from the awesome Atherra
Original at: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35513558/

Neap looks so much better than any old cherry on top of that ice cream sundae ~ <3