[uncorks the bottle] "Hm, better look first. It doesn't look poisonous,

Mmm... tastes like, uh, cherry tart. [unknowingly shrinks down to the size of the table; takes another sip] Custard. shrinks down again, barely holding onto the bottle; takes another drink] Pineapple. [shrinks down so much, he's now even smaller than the bottle itself and struggling with its weight] Roast turkey..

[Falls over onto the floor under the bottles label] Goodness me, whatever has happened to me..?

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