Not what was hinted at, I know. Felt kinda terrible all day and was actually going to just finally skip a day, but I started feeling better an hour or so ago, and felt bad about not doing SOMETHING. :P So....very quick, very messy, very much what I want. I crave a breakfast of french toast, sausage links, scrambled eggs, and hashbrowns. I will not get this, but I crave it.