"Dad gummit, this is why 'nice' don't mean spit.
Ain't cost nuthin' ta be nice- Nice brought you in to that meetin' wher' they fired you with a 'sorry ta see ya go', without th' kindness so much as ta write ya a recommendation.
Nice gotcha inta foster care but ain't nobody kind enough ta keep ya.
Ya wanna matter, girl? Be kind. Give an' make sure it costs somethin'.
THAT'S how yer name never dies. The stranger fergets ya tomorrow if ya open th' dor fer him, but he ain't never gonna ferget th' coat off yer back.


Now don't you ferget it! Go take that money I got ya and buy the presidential suite fer a night and a day- An talk ta me tomorrow when ya done that!"

Full rendered sketch winner for the month of September! Suggested by R&DFunder539.
We find out that Fordy hates it when life chews up and spits people out and like giving advice to chewed up people- And also that he likes overalls.