"...Thacker?”
“Barclay?”

I...ship them...slowly slips away
I know Barclay and agent Stern get together, don't @ me, I know, I just frankly don't care as of right now, I have no real reason to much care

Thacker isn't short btw, he's a fine height, like 5'6, Barclay is just hekking tall

The literal one time Creame prefers something different than TAZ canon, heck, I don't care about Hurley and Sloane together (honestly I do think I'd like them a lot more if they weren't prominently featured in my least favorite arc, but Petals to the Metal is just a no from me, dogs) but I accept that full force it's just an established thing
But this? I prefer this to whatever these boys got going on in canon, as of right now at least

I forgot to give Barclay stubble, oops, I may or may not include it in my design now, oops

Barclay and Thacker-The Adventure Zone