“Helvetica is an a wily, lecherous old lady detective. She refuses to age gracefully, she never refuses a drink or ten, and never takes no for an answer. Loves playing tricks and pulling pranks, hates being bested at anything. Never wears heels shorter than or skirts longer than 4 inches.”

My October submission for http://mariealbertine.tumblr.com/

… her skirt might be longer than four inches, but it’s tight enough it’ll ride up anyway.

Rated for wine and old titterino's... necessary? idk