"OOH OOH, Look over there! Its Tiny Town! Quikquikquikquikquik I want a picture. Take a picture of me in Tiny Town! Wahaha!"

The shopping centre is an abomination. The stores are littered with SALE signs and low-grade factory clothing, the tile fountains are suffocated by plastic plants, and the stench of bio-safe super power detergent fills every glass corner.

This doesn't stop Dingo and his SO from taking the trip every Saturday morning though, and it seems today Dingo is especially excited about the new corporate funded exhibit: Tiny Town!

"Ok Fine. I'll take a picture, but we're going to Beauty-Babe™ STRAIGHT AFTER, like you PROMISED"