"Hello, I'm the new intern here at CodeDodge™. Its such a pleasure to meet you! Oh goodness me, do you know if we have a coffee machine here? I brought a special roast. You can be the first to try, I'll make sure of it! Yes, the person on my mug is indeed me heehee. I keep it on my shoulder for good luck."
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This is fabulous.