Originally posted October 2, 2022

"My uncle who works at Nintendo says that there's a mew in the truck! First, you gotta do that MissingNo trick to get unlimited rare candies, and you stand at the truck throwing them away, one by one, until mew comes out! If you do it right, he will be too fat to run away, and you're going to have to drive the truck back to Pallet Town to claim mew as your own."

I just had the silly idea of making mew so fat, he's too big to move around in anything but a truck...