Originally posted March 26, 2018

"Look kid, I only keep you around for the food"

I mean, as much as you want to get rid of the annoying kid, at least he gives you food and a place to hide, right? Right?

So, the creature's translator is busted, and the kid has no idea what he's saying, but thinks he's friendly. Although if it was up to him, He would have already eaten the little pest with fries and a soda.

Still wanted the dialog to be readable, so I decided to use a variation of a "Pigpen chipher" that can be decoded if you had the key, since I was too lazy to make a fake alien alphabet. :-P

Modern-Day Addendum: I should really get back to my idea for this some day, would make a great parody of E.T and other similar movies.