Seriously if it's not Pachy it's some other magical occurrence that conspires to DESTROY MY TROUSERS. GAH. Half the bookstore's budget goes STRAIGHT TO THE TAILORS I SWEAR, no pun intended...

Pachy has a bad habit of taking over people's bodies and it's a weird experience because she has control of any limb that turns pink and/or sprouts, but you can still FEEL it. It's very tactilely confusing.... You've never had a weird sensation until you've had a trunk sprout on your face and felt it probing along your own chest outside of your control, let alone a new gator tail thumping to the ground and shifting over the hardwood with directionless THWAPS.

In anycase lovely bit of art by   cubi