Don't touch the radiator. Yes. These days are quite Citrine in color. I don't know where Monsanto's secret bunker is. Yes, there are varieties of secret vegetables. No. I can's share seeds or their whereabouts.

I am however open for digital comissions!

3 first-come requests will be in line for at Rainfurrest 2015 deliver if you plan to attend, or will be delivered the week after via media mail. Shipping is $2.50 US and Canada for badges.

Digital comissions are printed out on high quality bubble-jet and coated in UV spray to deter cugjy