I originally submitted this almost three years ago (in February, 2011) on FA... and it is my most-viewed, most-favourited submission -ever-. Which is somewhat depressing, when you figure I spend collectively about 45 minutes on this... writing it, recording it, mixing it, etc. It was done as a silly sort of joke, and yet it is endlessly more popular than songs I spend hours or even days on. I suppose that's not very surprising. In any case, here's the copied info from Fah:

Because, for some reason, border collies need their own song? Annnnnd mostly because I just felt like being silly. Again. So take it as that, mostly. ^^

Bark!

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I'm a border collie,
and I'm okay,
I can tell that you're jealous,
by the way
that you look at me,
when I walk on by.
Do you wanna be a border collie?
Give it a try.

You just bark,
and herd,
and sometimes you can
hump things, too.
But bark,
and herd,
and others will be jealous of you.

I'm a border collie,
and I'm alright,
provided that you don't mind
black and white.
No panda or penguin
or zebra is the same
as a pooch with a perfect
border collie name.

'Cause we bark,
and herd,
and sometimes we can
hump things, too.
But bark,
and herd,
is what we like to do.

I'm a border collie,
and I've got my sheep,
they keep me happy,
yes siree.
If you are a wolf,
just stay away,
you can't have my sheep,
any day.

'Cause I'll bark,
and herd,
and I'm not quite sure,
how humping would help.
But I'll bark,
and herd,
until you go away.

I'm a border collie,
and I'm okay,
I can tell that you're jealous,
by the way
that you look at me,
when I walk on by.
Do you wanna be a border collie?
Give it a try.

You just bark,
and herd,
and sometimes you can
hump things, too.
But bark,
and herd,
and others will be jealous of you.