The lines are:
Line 1: (glee, insane) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was molting! Get it?! Molting! Ahahahaha!
Line 2: (annoyed) I’d lose my cane if it wasn’t attached to me!
Line 3: (whispers, sly) Just between you and me, that kitten can hardly hold a sword. Poor wretch, he’ll be dead within a week.
Line 4: (dark, crazed) It would be insane to cross that mountain. And trust me, I know insanity.
The image icon above is from the audition packet. I'm only using it as reference to the character that the voice was done for. I didn't draw it!
Please notify me if I need to replace it. Thanks.