Alternate subtext -

FLORA! Raises the steaks

FLORA! Joins the roundup

Oh gosh, I love puns.

This is a birthday gift for my wonderful, amazing hubby. ~<3

This is his bovine battle maid Flora. She's big, busty, and completely naive! She's got a total Fluttershy personality and she's just completely adorable. Plus, she wields a giant repeating crossbow and a completely ridiculously ginormous hammer!

Also, in case you couldn't tell- this is supposed to be a sort of spin on the challenger cards from Super Smash Brothers- one of my hubber's favorite games.

Hm, if anyone is interested I'll open two commissions lots for something like this for $50- send me a note!