Bastion the Tarasque would like to remind you all that the one spelled with two Rs is some kind of bizarre ripoff of the mythical source material, and that the real one features in basically a Beauty-and-the-Beast sort of story. And incidentally looks quite a bit like Bowser, although predates him by centuries.

Bastion is slowly becoming my personal character - something about the backstory resonates with me. You'll see more of him here once I get the design down better.