A fat, hulking grizzly bear and muscular bull lowered their heads and faced off, their nostrils huffing steam as they sized each other up. Muscles tensed and breath quickened as they menacingly stomped closer, thick strands of drool dangling from their snarling muzzles.

In one quick motion the grizzly seized the beast by his horns and dragged him close, the earth churning beneath the bull's hooves as his legs locked in protest. The bear wrestled the bull into a headlock and clamped his long, yellow teeth around the bovine's neck.

"Jam your love stick in my stink crevice!" the bull squeaked gaily, his voice high and airy like a retarded smurf.

The bear frowned and his ears flattened in disappointment. His erection, like the dinosaur, was gone forever. "I . . . uuummmm . . . I gotta . . . go bowling. It's one of those things I just can't get out of, ya know?"

And with a tip of his hockey helmet, the bear stepped on, and killed, several obese bunnies having a birthday party, and crab-walked into the ocean.

Rosebud. Nevermore. Fuck-monkey.

The End.

((One of the two Scottish Highland Bulls (Dundee & Fife) that live in the pasture behind my house))

Photo and story by Mr Me "Mi" Meme M.D.