The town's resident grumpy police officer (detective?) lady in her street clothes. She's currently working on catching One in the act of grave robbing, and her social life is falling to bits. She has that one friend that will talk about nothing other than relationships, mainly theirs, and keeps asking Two why she doesn't have a boyfriend. That, and the fact that she can't catch One (she's a really good officer/detective, but One may have some help from a giant shadow monster/dad/boss), plus a few other things going on is making her not in the best mood most of the time.