From: "Head Moof" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: "All Lab Personnel" <email@example.com>
CC: "Ashley" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Catch Night 8-25-2015
It's that time again. Labs 3, 4, 17, and 20 are currently running data collection, and are to be left spooled up tonight after normal hours. Synthetics will arrive and relieve researchers at the end of their shifts, and as always overtime will be available but voluntary. I don't think I can get the cappuccino machines restocked in time, but we did just get in a shipment of Baja Zoom Citrus Blast, which I'll be more than happy to make freely available instead.
This may be the closet match we've seen yet, and while we're still hashing out the written language, we're pretty sure it's so close it might as well be a cipher. Our target appears to be an officer in a distinctly militaristic organization, but after our experience with the Huggular Empire, I'm not really going to judge someone's culture based on their uniform.
More details will be forthcoming in the morning, once I have had a chance to sort through all this footage.