Looks like Science learns something new about Cobalt every day!

Scientists have recently discovered that if Cobalt is covered in enough maple syrup on certain parts of his body, he seems to lose control of himself to the extreme pleasure it gives him. He acts as though he's having a mix of a seizure and an orgasum. Scientists have dubbed this as the "maplegasum". Cobalt claims that he sees little maple leaves dancing around his head instead of the typical birdies when one is dazed!

This result is quite surprising since he ends up in a drunken stupor if he actually consumes too much maple syrup.

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