This is based off some conversations I've had with my friend, Jazmine.

You see, she hasn't celebrated her birthday in a long time. (Because she's a Jehovah's Witness... Or, I should say, she was born into a family who practices that religion.) so I told her, "Some day, we're celebrating your birthday."

We planned to have chocolate frosting-covered Rice Krispy Treats and listen to music... After everybody is asleep, of course.

It'll be a pretty boss party.