fancy smancy British music plays as Sketch comes in a butler's uniform, carrying a silver platter with reams of papers and pencil behind his ear

Good morning, sir or madame.
I'm hear offering all of your a chance to hire me as your..ahem..Art Butler.
What is an Art Butler you may ask? I'm so glad you asked.

ahem

Well, there are allotted amounts of time that you can hire me to draw for you any amount of sketches you choose for me to draw for you.
You are also actually saving a bit of money by claiming one of these slots. The longer you hire me, the more money you save. <:D

My prices are:

For A Day: A Page Full of Doodles or 2 Sketches
$15

For A Week: 7 Sketches
$50

For A Month: 30 Sketches
$250

For A Year: 365 Sketches
$2500

Rules for Hiring Me:
-Payments must be made before any art can drawn
-Weekly/Monthly payments can be made, but full amounts are more encouraged.
If you wish to make payment arrangements, please leave me a note to discuss such matters
-Daily and Weekly slots must be paid in full
-Once you choose a slot, you MUST keep to a time line, if payments are to be made.
For a Month slot example, the first day you pay me starts the week of art. Let's say you start on a Friday. You pay me, I draw you the seven sketches for the week, one per day. And when Friday roles around again, you pay the next installment, until the $250 is paid in full and I am relieved of my duties.
-If an agreement is broken, like if you don't pay a week, the agreement will come to a halt and done with.
If you're going to be gone for a week or an emergency comes up, please let me know immediately. We can make arrangements if need be.
-Have fun!

I hope that it will be a pleasure to work for a lot of you. ;3

Pip pip, cheerio! X3