puking in publix by ange

puking in publix

ange

22 January 2014 at 14:05:23 MST

my work day months ago:

i woke up, late, already feeling awful from barely getting any sleep after being up for over 24 hours. i had to rush out the door doing none of my morning routine, such as eating, to get there on time.

i had to work 4 hours sampling, which isn’t bad, except when you’re dying of dehydration, exhaustion, and a bloated nauseous stomach. i struggled through the first 3 hours without incident.

but the homestretch was a nightmare. i swear every 5 minutes was another 40. until approximately 30 minutes into the last hour, i felt something creeping up my throat. I HAD MERE MOMENTS TO ACT.

luckily no one was around so i rushed to grab the trashcan i have set up next to my table, managed to walk 2 aisles away, and then heaved foam into it.

NEEDLESS TO SAY I DIDN’T HAND OUT ANYMORE SAMPLES

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    wow what an awful experience im sorry that happened to you!!
    on a related note, i never see anybody as young as you handing out samples at publix. our locations out here and in miami always had super old people handing them out

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      i'm just glad no one saw me and thought i was poisoning everyone with food tained with whatever horrible illness i had.
      that's also 100% accurate, i was told by my employers that they had an aging workforce and that they needed more young people sampling.
      i don't work there anymore though because it was a horrible job with even worse wages.

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        dang in florida they went on and on with PR stuff about how they were supposed to be the best employer in the state for that kinda stuff and yaddy yadda
        so much for that