The story behind this is an AU where Mikey comes out as genderfluid

Wanting to be supportive, his family throws him a surprise coming-out party. They even get together to make a home-spun kimono for their baby sibling's makeover, probably made from the cleanest sheets they could steal or salvage.

This is what I do instead of sleep

Mikey you sweet little bab

Also totally listen to the anon, added bedazzles among her/his Freckles

Don't bedazzle your turtles, kids