I remembered I had a mod downloaded for skyrim that added a race of rabbit people. So like, of course, immediately what I did upon realizing this was to make a file to play as the Oubliette.
Then I realized that when I put them through the Dark Brotherhood questline it'd basically just go like this.
It's going to be great u:
This is what they look like in the game if anyone's interested in that? http://i.imgur.com/ew04A54.jpg Also shown: I found out how to spawn clones of your dragonborn. They constantly yell random lines from the Throw Voice shout when idle. It's kind of amazing.