I'm not dead! I'm just...yeah, depression fucking sucks, and so does getting sick a lot. But at least I dodged the big C, so I need to drag myself out of the slog and at least show something, no matter how old.
Let's get a look at a big sloshy boy. My bud AuroraDeity is a big fan of Primarina...and Primarina can shoot blasts of water like a fire hydrant. What hapened her should hopefully be pretty self-explanatory.