Jac... I know it's your birthday party and all, but it's pretty sneaky of you to invite us over and not let your ship's security systems know that we were coming - just so that you could have more balloons around the place. The Hyperion is full of highly-advanced technology, and it's security is no exception. Suspected intruders will be immobilised in the way that Jac does best, with no exceptions.
Mmph, it's at least for the one day though... right?
This is a birthday gift for Jac from a little while back.
Jac is JacFox.