Karkitties wrote me this poem! Admittedly the simplicity of her girlfriends poem appeals to me more, but I love it.
All my nerds.
There was actually a picture included. A penis. It's name is Flobby. As Marissa requested.
Disclaimer:
This is NOT my work. I have my friends permission to post this. If at any time they wish me to take it down I will.