At this point I had run out of beer. So I drew LittleNapoleon's female counterpart Ellen with a tennis racket, and failed to think of another amusing name.
dA link: http://daffydwagstaff.deviantart.com/art/Ellen-622493426
FA link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20603647/
FN link: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/submissions/artwork/public/1268419/
Furiffic link: https://www.furiffic.com/affie_beck_lauder/view/76083