You wake up to the sound of your tv blaring late at night, and on the middle of your floor, you see a bowl full of green blubber trying to wriggle his way out. Absolutely sloshed, he looks to you and just as you hear the doorbell, he opens his mouth with a wide BWWOOUURRRPP “hic- ngf, hey bro, I think the pizza’s here, can you get that? I- bUuorp, mnf, I don’t wanna miss this bit! Oh, also, the chinese should be coming soon too! And also, like, you got any other credit cards? HIC- I, buh, I think this one’s out of juice?”