Commission for cyrusnox!

Hefty fluffy squishy pudge
Way to big to even nudge
Gotta do a snacking run
In order to feed that tum!

Wider wider, bigger still
Got alot of couch to fill
Pounds and pounds til seat implodes
Footfalls makin' cracks in roads!

Now you're stuck, and that's a shame
No one else is here to blame
Lots of food and little work
'You're the couch now' I'll say and smirk!