Yes, I know. Monster-boys aren't really that exciting when you can just go down to Wal*Mart and pick up one of your very own for less than the cost of a McDonald's lunch. But please don't buy the ones in the plastic cups - they're usually angry and malnourished and make terrible pets. Support your local monster-boy pet store!

And for the love of god, if you do buy one, use a NET to transfer him to an appropriately sized tank. We don't need any more complaints about missing fingertips.

Nobody snagged this spot in time, so he's all mine!

30 Days of Monster-Boys 5: Merman