"Oh, no - of course not! I like long walks on the pier, too. And long walks in the park. And long walks in the mountains--"

"But you're not even walking."

"I know, isn't it great! You're so perfect! I mean you're cute for a guy, and a -great- listener, and hung like a... Well. I'm sure -you- know. But I'm going to be perfect for you, too! I'm a vegetarian! I drink carrot juice every day. And I eat oatmeal. And I used apple-scented conditioner! Smell! Go on!"

Sniff Slurp

"Wha--"

GULP GULP GULP

"I'm -not- a vegetarian."

Moral of the story: Women, don't use apple-scented conditioner when dating a centaur.

KlinKitty's Seamus as a centaur.

30 Days of Monster-Boys 2: Centaur