my friends & i did a sort of game where we try to redesign "the noid" to make it more appealing and less horrible to look at... you can just google the noid if you're not familiar, but it is not very.... good

my interpretation is a small animal with no mouth, nose or hands with which to eat pizza. mouse-sized, it is quite pathetic with its pleading little eyes. But if you offer it pizza, it goes fucking nuts. The sheer unbridled frustration of this tiny wretch makes it dart all around your house like a bouncy ball, smashing every single item you own, and clinging your pizza which insults it with its existence around the room. eventually it smashes itself out the window to land into another pizza-having home to begin its cycle anew.

ideally, imagine it in claymation!