A) Three-legged sook--Despite its fearsome appearance, the sook can actually be quite tame. Just don't make it angry. Available

B) Hyphenated water-monkey--This weirdo is fully aquatic except when it isn't. Avalable

C) Popsicle clam--The popsicle clam bears little resemblance to either a popsicle or a clam. It brings food to the mouth on its back using its multitude of facial feelers. Available

D) Elebumblephant bee--Nobody knows how it's able to fly, but somehow it does. Try not to get stung by this monster. Available

E) Fluffmantis--When a creature is as small as this, it has to figure out some way to make itself look more scary. The Fluffmantis's threat display, which involves waving its five fluffy dorsal protrusions at attackers, does little in this regard. Available

So I maaaaay have been inspired by Amagire's little weirdos on this.
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