Grunkle Vernon's got some townsfolk having a laugh over him getting skunked and asking him what happened.

"What happened? Ya'll smell what happened! Dang blasted ol' polecat done skunked me again. Got it all over my good shirt, got in on my walkin' pants, probably soaked into my underpants by now. And there ain't no laundromat in the county that'll clean this stink up! Now keep yer noses outta my business!"

Art by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lorddirk

Now we know what color his clothes are.

I really do need to write a story about this old skunk musk magnet.