I had a rather peculiar (though fun) dream last night.

I was a vampire-eater. This thing, purely a creation of my dream-imagination, was some kind of pale white coil-filled creature with a HUGE mouth jammed tight with excessively pointy teeth. I had no trouble eating/killing humans, but my main prey was vampires. I would hunt them, stalk them, and pounce on them. My purpose was to kill them, but apparently I could only reproduce by fucking them. So I could turn into a woman to make things “easier”. Though after the deed was done, I’d end up killing the vampire anyway.

I’m not really sure what the thing was. If it was something made or evolved. All I know was it was mad fun to hop around terrorizing everyone, popping out of trees or hillsides and barreling down like a demon fresh out of Hell.