If Malcolm Gladwell had just written this instead, he would have saved ages on publishing costs, and I think that makes me smarter than him. Which means take me seriously.

This is part of fayv's writing prompt deal on Weasyl Forums. This ain't really a thing I'm used to, but I just kind of ran with it and threw some stuff out.

It was a lot of fun, actually. You should do it and have fun too. Look at all the fun we're having.