Visual the purple dope to your heart’s content!

Experience the variety of mediums his bust has gone through!

Now you’ll never forget what he looks like for five hours /at most!/

Now on multiple platforms and websites!

Comes with:

Smack-yo-Face claws and kung-fu grip action!

Thousands of wardrobe styles straight from Mann Co’s [location redacted]

Backpack, so he’s ready for anything! Maybe.

One pair of always-stretchable clothes. Clean often.

A big smile!