Commission for CeeJay

*You'd like to introduce yourself and your friend here.

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*...You apologise to your friend and to the audience for the language barrier.

☹✌☠☝🕆✌☝☜ 👌✌☼☼✋☜☼✍✍✍ ✋🕯💣 ❄✌☹😐✋☠☝ ✋☠ ☜☠☝☹✋💧☟📬

*You remind your friend that people cannot just read, wingdings.

✌☠👎 ✡☜❄ ✡⚐🕆 💣✌☠✌☝☜ ❄⚐ ☞✋☝🕆☼☜ ✋❄ ⚐🕆❄📬 ❄☟☜ 💣⚐☠💧❄☜☼💧 👎✋👎☠🕯❄ ☟✌✞☜ ❄☟✋💧 💣🕆👍☟ ❄☼⚐🕆👌☹☜📬

*Yes, you are an exception to this, you understand that, but that's what the word exception means.

☞✋☠✌☹☹✡ 💧⚐💣☜❄☟✋☠☝ ✌👌⚐🕆❄ ✡⚐🕆 ❄☟✌❄ 💧❄✌☠👎💧 ⚐🕆❄ ✌💧 💣🕆👍☟ ✌💧 ✡⚐🕆☼ ☞✌❄ ❄✋❄💧📬

*You'd like to remind your friend that this is not the time to be rude.