With half a truth and smiling scars
You know you know there’s more to you and me and us girl
So you’ll never be the same no matter where you are

What's your real name?
Vanny or Toby.

How tall are you?
6'2".

What's your natural hair color?
Reddish blonde.

What's your eye color?
Blue.

What's your orientation?
North. But seriously, I'd define it as "wibbly".

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken, graciously, by Val.

What do you do in your spare time?
Read, spend time with the dogs.

What's your job or occupation?
Technical writer.

What do you like about yourself?
My brutal honesty.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My brutal honesty.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
My brutal honesty.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
No gods or kings. Only Man.

Do you drink?
Nope.

Do you smoke?
Nope.

What are your major fears?
The inevitable heat death of the universe.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To finally beat all of those video games where I've saved just before the final boss and never finished.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Oh sure, who hasn't?

Who's your best buddy?
This is a loaded question, but Val.

What's your favorite dish?
I do rather enjoy beef lo mein.

What's your favorite drink?
Diet Coke.

What's your favorite color?
Green and blue.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
The ability to be two places at once.

What's your favorite movie?
Leon: The Professional.

What's your least favorite food?
Anything seafood.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
German chocolate cake. All of it.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Subaru XV Crosstrek.

What is your most disliked bug?
Bedbugs.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
What I most can't the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.

What do you dislike in life?
Nobody knows where they are going.