May your gluttony and consumerism bring you great joy this [insert fictional Christmas analogue of your choice]!

For example, I'm greatly enjoying New Computer Day! Huzzah!
I mean it's not really anything special, honestly, but compared to what I've been using since 2012 I still feel like I was an ant who was suddenly transformed into a giant. The true meaning of Decemberween: having a computer that runs better than "just barely!"

(At the very least I can finally run Final Fantasy XIV after all these years; I'll be giving it a shot in the next few days (I already got it in the Humble sale since it doesn't last very long but I have some other stuff I wanna do before I actually try anything).)