Don't do anything I wouldn't do

and by that, I mean you need to see how many fursuit heads you can steal from people and punt across the room before people calling security on you

and maybe dump a bucket of red paint on a few people yelling FUR IS MURDER

everything else is off limits cause I probably wouldn't do anything else if I were to go to a furcon

unfortunately I'm not going to one

so I'm electing you to be my minion

go forth, minion