My sons would have Roman names.
And they will be told stories of how their father was a glorious legionary serving the Empire, under glorious Emperor Trajan, conquering barbarians, fighting in unfathomable lands, under rain and storms, with mud up to the knees. Holding lines under the rainfall of arrows and bringing civilization to those who need it.

And of course, I would have the pictures to prove it.

I chuckle when I think how my possible children will boast about their old fart of a father lol.