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I'm an orca, AMA by MysticOrca

Some of you already know this but, since my birthday yesterday I feel like I've waited long enough to come clean.

I actually am an orca. That's why I don't post photos or do webcams and stuff. I've been trained to use a computer at the Molokai Dolphin Research Center in Hawaii and studied by Dr. Amakusa.

I can't actually speak English, since, you know... whale. But I have a synthesizer like what Dr. Hawking uses. It worked out a lot better than using my flippers on a whale-sized keyboard.

So, uh... since I'm sure none of you have talked to an orca before... is there anything you'd like to ask me? I'll try to answer as best as I can.

I'm an orca, AMA

MysticOrca

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    FinnFann

    Are. You. A DORK? D:

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      MysticOrca

      Dr. Amakusa calls me adorkable, but I'm not really sure why.

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    Levi

    Can I use you to pull my kayak, and what form of payment do you take?

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      MysticOrca

      They don't really let me out much, but look me up if you ever swing by Hawaii. I take payments through Paypal so I can commission human artists. The staff say that they don't look, but I know they're lying.

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        Levi

        Ever thought of running (or I suppose in your case swimming) away to better seas?

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          MysticOrca

          I'll admit that I would be pretty bored being stuck here all of the time, but luckily I have the internet! Doesn't quite compare to the rest of the ocean, though.

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    Kalak

    What kind of feesh do you suggest?

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      MysticOrca

      Salmon's popular, but I don't get any fresh salmon here. Tuna's alright I guess. Though I hear flying fish are pretty tasty.

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    ZeeMBT

    Is there an equation to your size?

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      MysticOrca

      Last time I had my measurements taken I was about 26 feet/8meters long and weighed something over 6 tons.

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    FinnFann

    Since it pertains to you...kinda. What do you think of the Wailord/Skitty debacle?

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      MysticOrca

      I'd be jealous of anybody who managed to get some Wailord action. Small holes are a bit bothersome but... sometimes you make due with what you've got.