run while u can

ok so basically my dad made cupcakes for my ma's bday n i got to help so he let me lick the whisk bc fuck salmonella right

anyway it had the almost exact same consistency of cum and im not gonna lie the first thing in my head was "hmm so this must be what its like to be in furry porn"

guys i have officially entered the pit i am subhuman trash how am i gonna be an optimist about this